More from the funny side of life

I've got more from the craziest TA in existence. I would like all to enjoy them and laugh as much as I do in class, except you're not in class with me, so this is as good as it's gonna get folks. Happy Easter!

"I will fight you!"
"I say that we kill him."
"I'm the cool TA."
"La dee dah"
"Turn on!" (in a commanding godlike voice)
"I'm a thucker." (instead of thucker)
"Ugh! I hate it when my clothes fall apart!"
"Who's got the crocking roll!" (slams hand on podium)
"I don't think you're quite catching the drift."
"I would cut you for plagiarism."
"A very complicated factory down the downtown." (discussing DNA and RNA)
"Talk about how you feel about your paper, deep down inside."
"Patience. Patience. My good children."
"That's the money shot right there."
"No matter what the Fundamentalist Christians think." (about matter being created or destroyed)
Space-ghetto t-shirt on
"Might be useful if you want to feel special."
"Sugar. Delicious."
"Heavens to Betsy."
"We have a tyranny; a dark, dark tyranny over plants."
"I just watched a video on Japanese eating dolphins. It was beautifully gory."
"That is what DNA looks like in my crazy world."
"This is how it breaks with my power of breakage." (DNA)
uses the words "magic" and "crocking" to describe DNA and science
"My eyes sting because I didn't sleep."
"DNA makes your eye color blue, your ears grow weird, and your skin color weird."
"And those super powers you possess because you've been bitten by a radioactive spider."
"Can I get a hoo-ha?"
"Ahh! I killed it!" (marker tip goes into point/grip dealy)
"If not it would be all higgly-piggly."
"Meiosis, which was created by the good Lord to mess up you guys."
"They are both haploids and go through the blissful experience of life."
"If the sperm's got half and the egg's got half, let's get together yeah yeah yeah." (Parent Trap theme song)
"Homogeneous dominant." (Milk is homogeneous, not alleles)
"I have hay fever like mad."
"Final group paper of the thingy."
"It's Festivus! You have to fight for your freedom."
"I hate the Germans. I don't care what you say."
"Feel my disease." (sing-song voice)
"How in the devil."
"You're a metafemale."
"One of the x's sucked!" (sex chromosomes)
"Cuz Dad's sperm is shootin' blanks as far as that goes." (Turner's syndrome)
"They're dwarves. That's scary. Makes you never want to have kids."
"It's the Mormons!"
"Charlie!" (I think this one has something to do with Una Tonteria's youtube clip)
"My eyes hurt."
"Ha! I'm gonna jack you in the face!"
"Illustrate with words!"
"Share my disease." (perhaps has something to do with feel my disease as stated earlier?)

Maybe next time I'll have something besides TA junk. I only have one more week of classes! Yay! And I actually went to most of them this time!