TA ta for now!

I have a nutsy (is that a word?) TA for Biology 100 this semester and started a quote wall for him. In case none of you have heard of him (I would be surprised if I had), his name is Shawn Curtis. Nothing like sharing the dumb things one says over the internet with the world. I'll give you all I've got for now and maybe next week I'll have another installment.

"crackpot"
"diminish ranks"
"I guess that's the high and low here"
"Let's shall."
"...discuss to me"
"We are all a family deep deep down in our hearts."
"Use purple, it's better."
"We are the same height and that's neat!"
"Yes..." (beginning high pitched then descending low slowly)
"interweb" (later he said that's how all of the trendy kids say it; I replied to my peers, "meaning you?")
"My mom's Jo"
"mad tight"
"Why don't you hand it up to this chap?"
"Madam?"
"The hippies want you to think they're connected."
He wore a hoodie one day to class that said "DNA" and then underneath "Detroit Ninja Association
"This is new crap."
"They were fun cats."
"That bass messed me up inside." (musical, not fish)
"We're running on a shortage of staples here" (seeing the lack of staples on our packets of paper we were handing in)
"If it's spurious, then I'll come down like a hammer on you."
"Writing lab huh? That's cheating."
"We all die anyway of something." (sounds like something I'd say)
"Alright, b-r-b" (he actually said the letters)
"You have to pay a toll for me to hold this for you until next week."
"St. Simeon's Day." (Valentine's Day/Single Awareness Day-he called it St. Simeon's Day. What the...?)
"Let's get a little drama goin'."
"You can mix religion with it and go crazy."
"They all have sugar cane running up their armpits."
"Make sure it's scientific and not whacko hippie"
"That would be fun. Funner."
"Ah man. That guy's rad."
"Good. That's how we do things in Mother Russia."
"Chop-chop slaves."
"Slowy-McSlow Pants."
"What does your heart tell you?"
"Feel the picture."
"It's tragic, really."
"Alright folks" (follks, extra l-ness)"
"Hi chaps."
"Pretty sexy, no?"
"Hollistic way of learning."
"...cronking."
"prothesis" (process plural)
I love you sign language symbol without thumb to explain a point
"That's dodgy."
"Merman father merman"
"I would be honored" (pronouncing the "h")
"Fail him!" (slow goat voice laugh)
"The peas! The peas! I've got all the peas!" (ended up that he was quoting some website dealy)

That's all for now folks. May you be quoting his weirdness all day. And he wonders why he can't find a girlfriend.